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Amy Redfield's avatar

Where's the emoji with the eyebrows hovering somewhere in the stratosphere?

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Janelle Holden's avatar

Exactly!!

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Deb Kelner, she/her's avatar

😆🤣😂 love the haiku!

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Janelle Holden's avatar

I’m with you and your family on this one! Nope, nopety nope! And I agree that I would take elephants every day over the Macy’s Day parade!

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Karen (formerly Kcinnova)'s avatar

I'm both laughing and mortified! That is an excellent poop story.

When we went to Alaska in the late 1970s, I was fascinated by the jewelry made from [laminated] moose droppings. My mother didn't buy the earrings, despite my encouragement.

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Jen B's avatar

Oh that is another nope from me.

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Heather G.'s avatar

What a great story! Yes, your haiku definitely covers my thoughts on eating dung. Not happening.

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Christal Kelly's avatar

I'm trying to convince the new husband to do a safari. I don't think I'll share this particular story with him.

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Jen B's avatar

Oh gosh, why not? ;-)

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